The Dubai Egotist

Sorry, Honda, but there is no amount of Judas Priest (did anyone even like them?), promises of romance (in a mini van? Intriguing...) or spray-on sex appeal that is going to actually make people want to by a mini-van. Mini-van’s are like toilet paper – an item of utility. We buy TP because we need it just like people by mini-vans because they need them.

Seriously, stop trying so hard. You're starting to look desperate.