Completely Unusable Stock Photos

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FRAU HITLER BEREITET DIE KARTOFFELPUREE!!!!

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I wanna put my evil inside you

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Let's see Angry Birds do this!

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Emily Rose enjoys her post exorcism snack.

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Age ain't nothin' but a number. Give me some suga'

Ok, these are horrible, sorry...

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As Mary stared off into space, she wondered who the true identity of her father might be...

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I'm too sexy for my face

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Quick! I think I hear Simon from accounting!

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If you eat this bread, you will die in seven days.

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No one can stop us - our love was meant to be!

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For Susie, it wasn't so much the mustache that bothered her as it was the receding hairline.

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Gettin' pumped before execution time.

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This went on every night for several months. That is until Bob caught Maggie trying to steal his nuts.

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Mary works on her world record attempt for longest-time-spent-holding-bread-and-milk.

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"Grandma, I don't think we need the teddy bear for a Vulcan mind-meld."

Photo 1: Fredricka on her first step to becoming a hipster.

Photo 2: first photo of true behind the scenes Somali pirate training.

Photo 3: this is way better than doing it on the stenograph machine

Photo 4: after blowing all the money from Adams Family 1 and 2 on smack, Counsin It can only afford milk and bread.

Photo 5: if you mow my yard I will make it worth your while.

Very good!

Photo 1: I've never tried cooking before. I'm nervous!
Photo 2: We present to you the smuggler's complete kit!
Photo 3: Lights! Lights!
Photo 4: When you steal food, try and look invisible.
Photo 5: San Luis Obispo photography. Gotta try that for our wedding!